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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Silly Q/A jokes for kids

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?

Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?
Because they couldn't spell their names!

What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!

How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Why doesn't the sea spill over the earth?
Because it's tied!

What kind of fish can't swim?
Dead ones!

What happened when the wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs he would fall over!

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