Doctor-Nurse jokes

Definition of a nurse:

Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding your hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants your pulse will be normal.

Lady patient: Please call my husband in

Doctor: Trust me I'm a gentleman.

The lady: Sorry doctor, don’t mind but your nurse sitting sitting alone and my husband is not a gentleman.

"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.

"Im a nurse."

"I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear.

"That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."