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Monday, June 6, 2011

Short funny jokes on Dogs

Man: I want to buy this dog. Do you think it will be faithful?

Dog dealer: Oh, yes! Every time I sell it, it comes back to me by the end of the week.

Question: What does a lazy dog chase?

Answer: A parked car.

A lady was walking his dog in the park...

Stranger: Hey, that's a lovely bulldog you've got there!

Lady: No, it's not a bulldog – it was chasing a cat and ran into a wall..!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

A: He was trying to make both ends meet..!

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